A Koran Sampler


  Favorite Uncle


  Profits of Banditry


  Scouted Apes


  Boiling Water


  Playboy Mansion


  Seven Sleepers


  Domestic Violence


  Pre-existence


  Scales


  The Name Game


  The Messiah


  Native Tongue


  The Idol Juggernaut


  Born of a Virgin




Profits of Banditry

At its highest, the ethics of Mohammed rises near to the level of Jesus' teaching: "When asked to mention one of the most excellent parts of Faith, Mohammed said, 'To love him who loveth God, and hate him who hateth God, and to keep your tongue employed in repeating the name of God.' What else? He said, 'To do unto all men as you would wish to have done unto you, and to reject for others what you would reject for yourself.'" (The Sayings of Mohammed, 138, Allama Sir Abdullah Al-Mamun Al-Suhrawardy); compare, "Therefore, whatever you want men to do to you, do also to them, for this is the Law and the Prophets." (Matthew 7:12).

At its worst, Mohammed's ethics call to mind seventh century Arabia: "And know ye, that when ye have taken any booty, a fifth part belongeth to God and to the Apostle, and to the near of kin, and to orphans, and to the poor, and to the wayfarer, if ye believe in God, and in that which we have sent down to our servant on the day of the victory, the day of the meeting of the Hosts. Over all things is God potent." (Sura 8:42).

Scouted Apes

Mohammed expresses concerns about human beings being changed into animals:

"But when they proudly persisted in that which was forbidden, we said to them, 'Become scouted apes;' and then thy Lord declared that until the day of the resurrection, he would surely send against them (the Jews) those who should evil entreat and chastise them: for prompt is thy Lord to punish; and He is Forgiving, Merciful." (Sura 7:166);
"But after this ye turned back, and but for God's grace and mercy towards you, ye had surely been of the lost! Ye know too those of you who transgressed on the Sabbath, and to whom we said, 'Be changed into scouted apes...'" (Sura 2:61).

'Scout' is an archaic word meaning "To treat with disdain and contempt; to reject with scorn." (Webster's International, 1965). Mohammed's concerns resonate with readers of Homer who recall Circe's mischief:

"SAY: Can I announce to you any retribution worse than that which awaiteth them with God? They whom God hath cursed and with whom He hath been angry — some of them hath He changed into apes and swine..." (Sura 5:65).


Boiling Water

Mohammed's catalog of the torments of Hell includes on the menu:

"And thereupon shall ye drink boiling water,
And ye shall drink as the thirsty camel drinketh.
This shall be their repast in the day of reckoning!" (Koran Sura 56:54-56)
"And SAY: the truth is from your Lord: let him then who will, believe; and let him who will, be an infidel. But for the offenders we have got ready the fire whose smoke shall enwrap them: and if they implore help, helped shall they be with water like molten brass which shall scald their faces. Wretched the drink! and an unhappy couch!" (Sura 18:28).
"Is this like the lot of those who must dwell for ever in the fire: and shall have draughts of boiling water forced on them which will rend their bowels asunder?" (Sura 47: 17)

As often as their skin is consumed by the fire, it will be replaced:

"Those who disbelieve our signs we will in the end cast into the fire: so oft as their skins shall be well burnt, we will change them for fresh skins, that they may taste the torment. Verily God is Mighty, Wise!" (Sura 4:59).

Mohammed's lurid descriptions of hell so terrified his listeners that battle-scarred Bedouins visibly trembled. What is less clear is how he hoped his listeners would avoid this destination, because in Islam, no one bore our sins. No one nailed the indictment against us to the cross at Calvary. In Islam, no one was crucified at all, except in an unfortunate case of mistaken identity. Since no one bore our iniquities, one must assume they remain in our possession. Mohammed could warn, but he could not save.

Playboy Mansion

Some readers of the Koran spiritualize these depictions of hell-fire, along with those descriptions of the joys of the blessed which sound like Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion:

"These are they who shall be brought nigh to God,
In gardens of delight;
A crowd of the former
And few of the latter generations;
On inwrought couches
Reclining on them face to face;
Aye-blooming youths go round about to them
With goblets and ewers and a cup of flowing wine;
Their brows ache not from it, nor fails the sense:
And with such fruits as shall please them best,
And with flesh of such birds, as they shall long for:
And theirs shall be the Houris, with large dark eyes, like pearls hidden in their shells,
In recompense of their labors past....
Of a rare creation have we created the Houris,
And we have made them ever virgins,
Dear to their spouses, of equal age with them,
For the people of the right hand,
A crowd of the former,
And a crowd of the latter generations." (Sura 56:11-39)

Seven Sleepers

Somehow or other, the Christian folk-tale of the Seven Sleepers made the cut into the Koran:

"And thou wouldst have deemed them awake, though they were sleeping: and we turned them to the right and to the left. And in the entry lay their dog with paws outstretched." (Sura 18:17).

This Christian urban legend describes youths who took refuge from Decius' persecution of the church in a cave and awoke many years later, like Rip van Winkle. These Christian young people were, of course, staunch monotheists, just as Mohammed describes them: "They were youths who had believed in their Lord, and in guidance had we increased them; and we had made them stout of heart, when they stood up and said, 'Our Lord is Lord of the Heavens and of the Earth: we will call on on other God than him; for in that case we had said a thing outrageous.'" (Sura 18:12-13).

Domestic Violence

"Men are superior to women on account of the qualities with which God hath gifted the one above the other, and on account of the outlay they make from their substance for them. Virtuous women are obedient, careful, during the husband's absence, because God hath of them been careful. But chide those for whose refractoriness ye have cause to fear; remove them into beds apart, and scourge them: but if they are obedient to you, seek not occasion against them: verily God is High, Great!" (Koran, Sura 4:38).

Those looking for justice for both sexes must look elsewhere than in Islam, and not only in cases of wife-beating. The news-paper reader is affronted by headlines from the Muslim world of rape victims sentenced to be lashed and other similar miscarriages of justice. These atrocities go back to the founder of the religion, who does not seem to have been aiming at justice or fairness:

"Narrated Abu Huraira and Zaid bin Khalid Al-Juhani:

"A bedouin came and said, "O Allah's Apostle! Judge between us according to Allah's Laws." His opponent got up and said, "He is right. Judge between us according to Allah's Laws." The bedouin said, "My son was a laborer working for this man, and he committed illegal sexual intercourse with his wife. The people told me that my son should be stoned to death; so, in lieu of that, I paid a ransom of one hundred sheep and a slave girl to save my son. Then I asked the learned scholars who said, "Your son has to be lashed one-hundred lashes and has to be exiled for one year." The Prophet said, "No doubt I will judge between you according to Allah's Laws. The slave-girl and the sheep are to go back to you, and your son will get a hundred lashes and one year exile." He then addressed somebody, "O Unais! go to the wife of this (man) and stone her to death." So, Unais went and stoned her to death." (Hadith Sahih Bukhari Volume 3, Book 49, Number 860.)

Provided only the woman is punished, that is considered a good outcome, it would seem. He and she did the same, it takes two to tango, but he received a hundred lashes, she was stoned to death. Mohammed did not learn this from Jesus, who did not so direct. He did not learn this from Moses, who treated both equally. Mohammed just did not think much of women. There is already enough confusion in 'Islamic justice' without introducing evident bias against one half of humanity.

A committed misogynist, Mohammed ibn Abdallah claimed that Hell was populated mostly with women:

 "Ibn Abbas reported that Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) said: I had a chance to look into the Paradise and I found that majority of the people was poor and I looked into the Fire and there I found the majority constituted by women." (Hadith, Sahih Muslim, Book 036, Number 6597.)

Unfortunately millions of women in the world today bear the burden of living under a legal system designed (if such can be said of the messy, disorganized condition of Islamic jurisprudence) by a man who held them in contempt.


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Pre-existence

The Koran reports a pre-mundane interview between God and the children of Adam:

"And when thy Lord took from the Children of Adam,
from their loins, their seed, and made them testify
touching themselves, 'Am I not your Lord?'
They said, 'Yes, we testify' -- lest you should say
on the Day of Resurrection, 'As for us, we were heedless of this,'
or lest you say, 'Our fathers were idolaters
aforetime, and we were seed after them.
What, wilt Thou then destroy us for the deeds of the vain-doers?'" (Koran Sura 7:172, Arberry).

It appears some Muslims take this interview literally: "Responsibility comes from the word 'response,' and one might say, in the Islamic context, that all of our responsibilities issue from that original resopnse to God, when, according to the Quran, before the creation of the world God addressed all the children of Adam asking them, 'Am I not your Lord?' and they said, 'Yes' (7:172)." (The Heart of Islam, Seyyed Hossein Nasr, pp. 277-278.) Platonic philosophy as well as various eastern religions teach the pre-existence of the soul also.


Jean-Leon Gerome, Day of the Last Judgment



Scales

Heavy or light? The Koran says heavy is good: "The weighing on that day, with justice! and they whose balances shall be heavy, these are they who shall be happy." (Sura 7:7)

A fair picture? On the one side, the butcher's bill: who can count them all? On the other, good intentions, at least at the beginning.

The Name Game

In the Koran, God teaches Adam the names of the all things:

"And when thy Lord said to the angels,
'I am setting in the earth a viceroy.'
They said, 'What, wilt Thou set therein one
who will do corruption there, and shed blood,
while We proclaim Thy praise and call Thee Holy?'
He said, 'Assuredly I know that you know not.'
And He taught Adam the names, all of them;
then He presented them unto the angels
and said, 'Now tell Me the names of these, if you speak truly.'
They said, 'Glory be to Thee! We know not
save what Thou hast taught us. Surely Thou art the All-knowing, the All-wise.'
He said, 'Adam, tell them their names.'" (Sura 2:27-32 Arberry)

In the Bible, famously, God gives this task to Adam:

"Out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field and every bird of the air, and brought them to Adam to see what he would call them. And whatever Adam called each living creature, that was its name." (Genesis 2:19).

The Messiah in the Old Testament

Mohammed admitted that Jesus of the Nazareth was the Messiah: "Remember when the angel said, ‘O Mary! Verily God announceth to thee the Word from Him: His name shall be, Messiah Jesus the son of Mary [El-Mesich Isa ben Mariam], illustrious in this world, and in the next, and one of those who have near access to God...’" (Sura 3:40). Yet he oddly denies that He died upon the cross. Not only the New Testament, but the Old as well, testifies to the suffering of the Messiah:

  • "He was taken from prison and from judgment,
    And who will declare His generation?
    For He was cut off from the land of the living;
    For the transgressions of My people He was stricken.
    And they made His grave with the wicked—
    But with the rich at His death,
    Because He had done no violence,
    Nor was any deceit in His mouth." (Isaiah 53:8-9).
  • “Awake, O sword, against My Shepherd,
    Against the Man who is My Companion,
    Says the LORD of hosts.
    Strike the Shepherd,
    And the sheep will be scattered;
    Then I will turn My hand against the little ones.”
    (Zechariah 13:7).
  • “The breath of our nostrils, the anointed of the LORD, was caught in their pits, of whom we said, 'Under his shadow we shall live among the nations.'”
    (Lamentations 4:20).
  • “And I will pour on the house of David and on the inhabitants of Jerusalem the Spirit of grace and supplication; then they will look on Me whom they pierced. Yes, they will mourn for Him as one mourns for his only son, and grieve for Him as one grieves for a firstborn.”
    (Zechariah 12:10).

"David" was a king who lived and died three millenia ago; as the apostle Peter points out, his grave was at hand: "Men and brethren, let me speak freely to you of the patriarch David, that he is both dead and buried, and his tomb is with us to this day." (Acts 2:29). But believers understand "David" is also the Anointed King to come, because the Bible itself makes this identification: "David My servant shall be king over them, and they shall all have one shepherd; they shall also walk in My judgments and observe My statutes, and do them." (Ezekiel 37:24); "Afterward the children of Israel shall return and seek the LORD their God and David their king. They shall fear the LORD and His goodness in the latter days." (Hosea 3:5); "But they shall serve the LORD their God, and David their king, whom I will raise up for them." (Jeremiah 30:9). This understanding opens the book of Psalms as a testimony to the sufferings of Christ:

  • “The congregation of the wicked has enclosed Me.
    They pierced My hands and My feet...”
    (Psalm 22:16).
  • “See, my servant shall prosper; he shall be exalted and lifted up, and shall be very high.”
    (Isaiah 52:13 NRSV).


Native Tongue

The Koran awards itself high praise because it is written in its hearers' own tongue, a language they can understand, clear and perspicuous, not an unfamiliar and unintelligible foreign tongue:

  • “We have made it an Arabic Koran that ye may understand. . .”
  • (Koran Sura 43:2).

  • “Verily we have made this Koran easy and in thine own tongue, that thou mayest announce glad tidings by it to the God-fearing, and that thou mayest warn the contentious by it.”
  • (Koran Sura 19:97).

  • “Had we made it a Koran in a foreign tongue, they had surely said, 'Unless its signs be made clear. . .' What! in a foreign tongue? And the people Arabian?”
  • (Koran Sura 41:44).

How bizarre indeed it would have been to address the Arabian people in a foreign tongue! How could they have understood?:

"So likewise you, unless you utter by the tongue words easy to understand, how will it be known what is spoken? For you will be speaking into the air. There are, it may be, so many kinds of languages in the world, and none of them is without significance. Therefore, if I do not know the meaning of the language, I shall be a foreigner to him who speaks, and he who speaks will be a foreigner to me. . .What is the conclusion then? I will pray with the spirit, and I will also pray with the understanding. I will sing with the spirit, and I will also sing with the understanding.  Otherwise, if you bless with the spirit, how will he who occupies the place of the uninformed say 'Amen' at your giving of thanks, since he does not understand what you say?" (1 Corinthians 14:9-16).

Yet, in spite of the Koran's own concern with its clarity and intelligibility, very many of those who recite this work do not understand the words they are saying. Most of this world's one billion plus Muslims are not native Arabic speakers. Yet, except for the Turks, who thanks to Mustafa Kemal Ataturk can read the Koran (with a 'K') in their own tongue, the world's Muslims pray in what to most of them is a foreign tongue, and recite their sacred scripture in a foreign tongue. In addition to the mandatory prayers which are recited in Arabic, whether the speakers understand it or not, they also offer voluntary prayers in their own language. What is the recitation of unknown, meaningless words but empty ritual?

What is the rationale for this practice? Does God not understand English, or Turkish, or Indonesian? Will He not hear prayers which are meaningful to those who speak them, but only those which are not? This demand that non-Arabic speakers speak Arabic began as nothing more than a control mechanism: originally the community of the faithful was co-extensive with the Arab empire. It remains as a way for the clergy to monopolize power over against the people.

When Muslims offer formulaic prayers in a recondite foreign language not known to them, does any inward mental act accompany and inform this recitation? Recall that Jesus scolded the people for their belief that repetition pleased God:

"And when you pray, do not use vain repetitions as the heathen do. For they think that they will be heard for their many words." (Matthew 6:7).

This habit of repeating empty, formal phrases, perhaps even phrases in an unknown foreign tongue which are strictly speaking meaningless to the speaker, is something of which Islam must be cleansed. If tomorrow the Muslims vowed to employ good, i.e. economical, language, how much of their religion would that in and of itself eliminate? Many pagan practices were incorporated wholesale into Islam, for example the circumambulation of the Kabah, a shrine containing a meteorite the pagans revered as a fetish. 'Vain repetition' is another pagan practice it would be wholesome to abandon.

Some Muslim communities, for example the Somalis, have not been able to achieve universal literacy even in their own tongue. What likelihood is there that they will succeed in teaching the people a difficult foreign tongue, classical Arabic, any time soon? The only solution is to translate the prayers and the Qur'an into the vernacular. Prior to the Protestant Reformation, and within the Catholic communion to a more limited extent prior to Vatican II, Latin was used as a control mechanism similar to the modern use of Arabic. Only some people knew Latin, most did not, and knowledge is power. Translating the Bible into the vernacular turned the people from passive spectators of the religious scene into free men and women.

The best thing that ever happened to German was Martin Luther's translating the Bible into that barbarous tongue. The welfare of the languages actually spoken by the world's Muslims would be best served by translating the Arabic Qur'an and daily prayers into them. This would benefit both the speakers and these under-valued languages themselves. The speakers would benefit by, at long last, understanding what they are saying to God. Who would sign a contract if he were not sure what it said? So why should we petition God with only a vague, second-hand notion of what we are saying? Plus, the languages would be given a new lease on life. How many languages did Arabic eradicate, when the Muslims conquered ancient civilizations and replaced the native languages with their own? It is the Christian Copts who have kept Coptic alive, not the Muslims, who confuse Arab imperialism with salvation.

Latin was long in use as a medium for communication with God, not so much owing to the unique suitability of this one amongst the tongues of men and angels to the task, but only to erect a fence around the clerical establishment. Some people knew Latin, most did not. It was a blow struck for human freedom when the Bible was translated into the vernacular. Opening this book tore that fence down. God did not erect the fence, man did. Arabic functions much the same way as Latin once did. Some want to play 'keep-away' with a book which ought to be open to scrutiny, both from believers and outsiders. Perhaps they are afraid some things cannot stand up to scrutiny.

The believers' uncomprehending rote recitation, if it is accompanied by any mental act at all, is not likely accompanied by the same kind of mental act as occurs when a speaker spills out his heart in spontaneous words. Jesus discouraged the one and encouraged the other when he instructed the people in Matthew 6:7. Even a coherent, structured human language might as well be gibberish to one who knows it not. Though Ergun Caner, the President of Liberty Seminary and, some say, make-believe Arabic speaker, was recorded speaking gibberish in place of Arabic, the people who heard him thought he was speaking Arabic; how would they know? Those who pray in Arabic without knowing the language are speaking in gibberish to their own hearing. The way to ensure a hearer will understand is to speak the hearer's own language. Our own language is as transparent as air, we recognize the meaning immediately, not as one painstakingly recalling memorized instructions. The Koran advertises itself as perspicuous because offered in a language the people understand, not in some unknown foreign tongue. But if by chance they don't know Arabic, should it not be translated to conserve that characteristic?

"It turns out now that the Arabs were the most successful imperialists of all time, since to be conquered by them (and then to be like them) is still, in the minds of the faithful, to be saved." (V. S. Naipaul, Among the Believers, p. 142).

Many third-world inhabitants of the present day complain about English taking over the world, but long before English was in any position to take over anything, Arabic did take over a considerable chunk of the world. People whose ancestors spoke Punic or Coptic forgot those languages, so completely that eventually they would call themselves 'Arabs' and define their politics in terms of 'Arab nationalism.' They forgot what their fathers were. Who can look back without sorrow and shame at the cultures and languages Arabic obliterated? It is the Christian Copts who have conserved Coptic, the Syrian Christians who have conserved Aramaic, not the Arab imperialists, i.e. Muslims. Some people can see, with sharp-eyed clarity, what was wrong with 19th century European imperialism, but their vision becomes blurry when they look back at Arab imperialism. Once the Arabs conquered, to speak Arabic was to rule; the imperialists' Arabic religious speech flooded and drowned the indigenous vernacular. Surely if it's a loss today when Coca-Cola culture overspreads the third world, it was also a loss when the conquering Arab armies imposed cultural conformity on a very wide swath of the globe.

The remedy is Reformation. Put power in the hands of the people; translate the Koran into the vernacular, let people talk to God in words which are meaningful to them. Will this be the prelude to collapse? Perhaps freed of incomprehensible mumbo-jumbo, the believers will see the Wizard of Oz for what he is and will recoil from the emptiness and poverty now clearly visible without the trappings of mystification. But surely those who believe in this religion should not be afraid to try.




Flat Earth

Some of the world's great literature, such as Homer's epic poem The Iliad, reflects a conviction that the earth is flat. Does the Koran fall into this category, or a different one?


Miry Fount Like a Carpet
Level Earth Solid Heavens
Tent-Stakes The Sky is Falling
Hadith Prostration
Bed-Time Astronomy



The Idol Juggernaut

The Idol Juggernaut

Much that's in the Koran is familiar to Christian readers. Mohammed hymns the majesty of God, His sovereignty, His uniqueness, and warns of judgment to come. To all of this Christians can say a hearty, 'Amen!' But there's one idea which is utterly novel. It did not waft down from the heavenlies, but up from more fiendish quarters. This is the idea that those who fall in battle fighting in Mohammed's wars fly straight up to heaven:

"And say not of those who are slain on God’s path that they are Dead; nay, they are Living! But ye understand not." (Sura 2:149)

Several centuries ago, as the cart carrying the idol Juggernaut would lumber through Indian streets, its devotees would throw themselves beneath its wheels, seeking a blessed immortality. They had heard that this was so. Can they apply to their tutors to get their lives back, should they discover otherwise?

To watch this colossal swindle ensnaring victims down through the centuries, read:

Washington Irving
Mohammed and His
Successors

Henry Ossawa Turner, The Annunciation


Born of a Virgin

The Koran teaches that Jesus Christ was born of a virgin. It is especially shameful that these unbelievers, lost and deserted by God, are yet willing to heed more of His revelation that purported Christians such as Episcopal Bishop John Shelby Spong:

"And remember when the angels said, ‘O Mary! verily hath God chosen thee, and purified thee, and chosen thee above the women of the worlds!

"O Mary! be devout towards thy Lord, and prostrate thyself, and bow down with those who bow.’

"This is one of the announcements of things unseen by thee: To thee, O Muhammad! do we reveal it; for thou wast not with them when they cast lots with reeds which of them should rear Mary; nor wast thou with them when they disputed about it.

"Remember when the angel said, ‘O Mary! Verily God announceth to thee the Word from Him: His name shall be, Messiah Jesus the son of Mary, illustrious in this world, and in the next, and one of those who have near access to God;

"And He shall speak to men alike when in the cradle and when grown up; And he shall be one of the just.’

"She said, ‘How, O my Lord! shall I have a son, when man hath not touched me?’ He said, ‘Thus: God will create what He will; When He decreeth a thing, He only saith, “Be,” and it is.’" (Sura 3:37-42).


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